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these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal, via enucleators)

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  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no
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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

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500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

(Source: notkatniss, via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

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