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But tonight I need you to stay

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dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO

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punkasfuhk:

saint lazslo is a badass name you just know this kid is gonna grow up to lead the whole damn squad

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

MARRY HIM WOMAN 

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